Sunday, March 14, 2010

Before & After Married

Before marriage.. I die for you..
After marriage.. You die, up to you.
Lagi lama married.. You die I help you!

Before marriage.. You go anywhere..I follow you.
After marriage... You go anywhere..up to you.
Lagi lama married...You go anywhere...better get lost!!

Before wedding - "you are my heart, you are my love"
After wedding - "you get on my nerves."

Before wedding - "you are sweet and kind just like Cinderella"
After wedding - "you are worse than godzila."

Before wedding - Roses are red, violets are blue Like it or not, I'm stuck
with you
After wedding - Roses are dead, I am blue You get on my head, I
will sue you

Before wedding - Every makan he brings you to Shangri-La
After wedding - You want to go, he says you wait-la

Before wedding - She looks like Anita Sarawak
After wedding - Don't know whether katak or biawak

Before wedding - Weekends at Cameron, Genting and Fraser's Hill
After wedding - Furthest you go is Gasing Hill

Before wedding - He opens the car door
After wedding - He opens his mouth and snores

Before wedding - She / he was your ideal
After wedding - She / he becomes your ordeal

Just for fun..hehe

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